Monday, November 25, 2013
Post 2: frustration
Why the actual eff are these ppl still up right now! Its like 1:20 am and I am trying to either go to sleep or write my paper, and yet I can't do either with this one stupid ass mofo of a roommate who better effing be autistic to be this annoyingly short tempered immature and rude!!! Then this annoying ass girl who just is to freaking nice and attached to my other freaking roommate who is just an annoying pretty boy... like omg!!! Why?!
Sorry about ditching you guys so much but I have just been pushed to pick this back up again. Like omg so much has happened since my first post like i dont even know where to start with this long story... Lets start with details and then expand... and this is such a big story that it will prob not all be told tonight in this post. it will have to be spread out.
First I have 3 other roommates we live in a 4 by 2 apartment at UCF (Central Florida). They are all extremely annoying and ...(for 2) loving in their own way. The first is magic Mike, then there is pretty boy Cody, and finally annoyance Kyle. Kyle is rude, quick to anger and yet is so immature that after 10 seconds he annoys the crap out of you. Then Cody is like the perfect pretty boy with the long Justin Beiber flipable hair, and yet he is like the nerdy gamer who is awkotacular, plays guitar, has the beginning of a 6 pack, and has puns that would make all of Italy regret inventing cheese. Then there is Mike who at first i thought we would be the closest, and yet he is like a freaking judgemental asshole. He believes that anything not natural is not right, like he is ok with lgbt, yet he can't stand makeup on his plump girlfriend and makes her feel insecure for wearing it, he doesn't like dyed hair, he doesn't think anyone should live together before marriage at all not even in two different rooms in the same apartment, and yet they practically dry hump each other... like choose a side!!!
Ugh!!! But i shall continue this rant at a later date, and next time we shall start the real web of a long tale that is 100% truth. This is me signing off and hoping no one in this tale finds this ;)
TTS Later!!!
Sunday, October 13, 2013
my new life
It all started the day I graduated high school in may of 2013! ...That's when my life took a turn, i didn't know it fully yet but i was growing up and getting so tired. I lived in a town in northeast Florida right outside of the largest city in the nation (land size) and let me tell you there is nothing to do in this small little cluster of towns.
My friends were (and yes I'm changing their names) Ashlee, Nadine, Loren, Mabel, and Rain. Now all of them are white girls that are like from 5'3'' to 5'9'' ... I'm a 6'4'' black dude who if i don't speak or smile then I come off as a little tough dude... and then i speak and smile and people say I'm a big teddy bear... Now i like being a teddy bear... but i have no one to hug and cuddle with me!!
Over the summer before my freshman year in college (#UCF17) i had a job... can't tell you where but lets just say it was a big insurance company and i was working in their IT department. Now my work days ranged from 4 hour days to 12 hour days... so yea some of those days sucked monsterly! What made it worse was the fact that i hadn't yet turned 18 soo you all know what you want to do when you turn 18 ;) ...well i wanted to do none of that...besides go clubbing and guess what day my birthday was on! Go ahead and guess, I'll even give you a hint it is the only day of the week where absolutely no one goes clubbing!!! Yupp you guessed it. ( At least i am assuming so) My birthday was on a Tuesday, a freaking Tuesday!! Now that Monday was a 12 hour day... that Tuesday was a 12 hour day, then i went clubbing that night and got there at 9... left at 1. Guess what i did between 9 and 1... I sat there with my closest friends and we sang karaoke with old drunk dudes. Now i have been leaving a small part of this story out... but before i get there let me answer a question. Yes, I know and knew that Wednesday clubbing is awesome, buuutttt i was going to visit my grandparents the next day in Pcola after a 6 hour work day...6 hour drive i was sooo tired for the rest of that week!
Now ... on wards ... this is the part where you and I really see whether or not we can be friends. Now to some people this is a big deal for others its like ok and. And so I am bi ...now and my friends took me to a gay bar for my first club ever because they didn't want to get hit on my old dudes... and every time i tried to go to a straight club they were like no... because all of my guy friends either didn't club or...were nine months younger than me. So do you feel the struggle. Now this has been my introduction to my life... a little info about me to just start the mood you know :). This is coming to an end tho so let me just go ahead and say that i will be blogging about my life... all true stories and feelings ...and even more importantly true people. But i am not going to be "editing" these posts a lot so get over it! and i am also bad at story telling as in book telling i am not going to go to the beginning of my story and telling you it from there... sorry but no. I will however be telling you all of those old stories as the come to me but i will also be mixing them with new ones that happen now. I will date everything in a chronological order... won't be the exact dates everything happened because lets be for real here i can't remember all of that but when i can i might include a date so that all you readers out there can think of where you were then :) but i will probs just include a post number and update all of those as the stories come :) I'm new to this blog so we will see how things go :) (and yes people i have blogged before but this one is ...closer to me than ever before so i will be having fun and i hope you all do too :) )
TTS Later!!!
My friends were (and yes I'm changing their names) Ashlee, Nadine, Loren, Mabel, and Rain. Now all of them are white girls that are like from 5'3'' to 5'9'' ... I'm a 6'4'' black dude who if i don't speak or smile then I come off as a little tough dude... and then i speak and smile and people say I'm a big teddy bear... Now i like being a teddy bear... but i have no one to hug and cuddle with me!!
Over the summer before my freshman year in college (#UCF17) i had a job... can't tell you where but lets just say it was a big insurance company and i was working in their IT department. Now my work days ranged from 4 hour days to 12 hour days... so yea some of those days sucked monsterly! What made it worse was the fact that i hadn't yet turned 18 soo you all know what you want to do when you turn 18 ;) ...well i wanted to do none of that...besides go clubbing and guess what day my birthday was on! Go ahead and guess, I'll even give you a hint it is the only day of the week where absolutely no one goes clubbing!!! Yupp you guessed it. ( At least i am assuming so) My birthday was on a Tuesday, a freaking Tuesday!! Now that Monday was a 12 hour day... that Tuesday was a 12 hour day, then i went clubbing that night and got there at 9... left at 1. Guess what i did between 9 and 1... I sat there with my closest friends and we sang karaoke with old drunk dudes. Now i have been leaving a small part of this story out... but before i get there let me answer a question. Yes, I know and knew that Wednesday clubbing is awesome, buuutttt i was going to visit my grandparents the next day in Pcola after a 6 hour work day...6 hour drive i was sooo tired for the rest of that week!
Now ... on wards ... this is the part where you and I really see whether or not we can be friends. Now to some people this is a big deal for others its like ok and. And so I am bi ...now and my friends took me to a gay bar for my first club ever because they didn't want to get hit on my old dudes... and every time i tried to go to a straight club they were like no... because all of my guy friends either didn't club or...were nine months younger than me. So do you feel the struggle. Now this has been my introduction to my life... a little info about me to just start the mood you know :). This is coming to an end tho so let me just go ahead and say that i will be blogging about my life... all true stories and feelings ...and even more importantly true people. But i am not going to be "editing" these posts a lot so get over it! and i am also bad at story telling as in book telling i am not going to go to the beginning of my story and telling you it from there... sorry but no. I will however be telling you all of those old stories as the come to me but i will also be mixing them with new ones that happen now. I will date everything in a chronological order... won't be the exact dates everything happened because lets be for real here i can't remember all of that but when i can i might include a date so that all you readers out there can think of where you were then :) but i will probs just include a post number and update all of those as the stories come :) I'm new to this blog so we will see how things go :) (and yes people i have blogged before but this one is ...closer to me than ever before so i will be having fun and i hope you all do too :) )
TTS Later!!!
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